Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

As you might expect, from within the porn industry, response to the rumored arrival of another celebrity sex tape is a bit more muted than it is in social and traditional media. It’s not just that those of us who work within the industry are a bit numb to the presence of naked and/or fucking people (although that’s part of it), it’s also the shared opinion that most of these tapes just aren’t very good as porn.

Still, there’s no denying the selling power of celebrity sex tapes, both in literal terms when such footage is made commercially available and in their ability to generate publicity for their participants.

It was a sex tape which first brought Paris Hilton to my attention, for example (in fact, when I first saw a headline about the existence of a “Paris Hilton celebrity sex tape,” I assumed it was a sex tape featuring celebrities which had been filmed inside a French hotel), and the same can be said of Kim Kardashian, whose father I was vaguely aware of from the days of the OJ Simpson trial, but whose name otherwise meant nothing to me until it was splashed across the media because of her sex tape.

As such, the big question on my mind concerning the rumored sex tape made by Kylie Jenner and Tyga is “How many and what type of reality TV shows will this tape result in?”

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on May 26, 2016

Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

12 Porn Stars with Asses Made For Anal Sex – Sex.com

Ollie Kram Nude for L’Officiel Mexico – DrunkenStepfather

Nicki Minaj Flaunts Her Big Boobs In Bra And Panties Selfies – CelebJihad

Bella Thorne Sexy Ass Swimsuit – CelebSpank

Mariah Carey Areola Slip Leaving Nightclub – TaxiDriverMovie

Kelly Rohrbach Nip Slip and See Through at a Photo Shoot! – The Nip Slip

Ariana Grande Keeps Her Push Going With The Sexy ‘Into You’ Video – Smoking Section

Mila Milan is the Black Cat! – BoobieBlog

Taylor Swift – West Hollywood Candids – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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After seeing so many nude but covered and hand bra shots of the same model you start wondering if she has nipples. Before this photoshoot, I was entirely convinced that Genevieve Morton had Barbie boobs and genitals, you know the kind, sans nipples and with a plastic kitty. Thanks to Morton’s recent see-through we have confirmation that the blonde babe does indeed have nipples. No weirdly smooth boobs for this one, areolae have been confirmed!

Word is still out on the plastic crotch, though.

If Genevieve Morton wants to dispel the rumor that she has a Barbie crotch she’ll have to show us more than this:

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Because that looks a lot like this:

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Not that I have anything against Barbie, the crotch-less doll was a big part of my sexual awakening, it’s just that my tastes have grown a little since then and I do enjoy fantasy playmates with actual vaginas and such.

It’s nuts how people will go gaga over the blonde with the biggest tits. I’ve been looking at pictures of Charlotte McKinney to try to determine why she gets more spotlight time than Genevieve Morton and the only thing I can think of is that she has slightly bigger boobs.

I’m not trying to pit the ladies against each other, it’s just that I’m off the opinion that Genevieve Morton is criminally underrated in this whole battle of the big-boobed blondes thing. That said, I still need proof that she doesn’t suffer from Barbie crotch.

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Susan Sarandon has been a sex symbol for longer than I’ve been alive. As a talented actress her roles always carry a degree of depth on their own, but she has managed to use her sexuality in a way that enhances her performances even further. She also has an impressive set of magnificent, giant breasts and at nearly 70 years of age she’s still one of Hollywood’s sexiest women.

I’m pretty sure you could link some of Susan’s red carpet appearances to a spike in GMILF searches on Pornhub.

The Oscar-winning actress is also one of the business’ most intelligent people. She’s extremely well spoken and doesn’t hesitate to give her opinion on a subject, which has caused her to become a well-known political and social activist. As it turns out, she’s also a bit of a porn enthusiast.

During an interview at the Cannes film festival Sarandon commented on an aversion to approach sex on film by female directors. Susan, of course, wouldn’t have to worry about that and said that she’s even considered directing hardcore pornography. Whoa!

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Connie Carter is gorgeous. She has a pretty face, phenomenal tits, and an amazing body. I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out how to rub one out without drawing attention to myself or making too much noise (I’m not alone and I’m not at home, obviously), but I’m still not sure if I’ve found the one.

An hour ago I was ready to dub Connie the new love of my life, because hello perfection thy name is Connie Carter’s tits, but after going through her Pornhub vids and seeing the same thing over and over again, I’m no longer sure how I feel. The pretty face and phenomenal bod is always there, but I’m not quite sold on her porno acting skills.

I’m not sure I’m feeling the authenticity here.

Looking at her GIFs I don’t see the problem, because all they make me want to do is masturbated with a frenzy I’ve seldom known, but her vids lack a little je ne sais quoi. Oh, she’s sensual enough, but where’s the passion? Perhaps my ardor for Miss Connie Carter is fading, because I’m watching these videos with the sound off (still not alone and still not at home, obviously), which is taking some of the fun out of it for me.

*Note to self: always carry noise cancelling headphones around with you.*

Moans and groans and other various sex sounds complete the experience for me and without knowing what Connie Carter sounds like… I feel like I’m going at this whole thing without all the facts. I think I’ll reserve final judgment until such a time as I can give her videos the attention of all my sense. In the meanwhile, here are some killer GIFs.

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Brazil Is Getting Ready To Fuck

May 24, 2016

One of my best friends moved back to Brazil last week. It was super sad to see him go, but the fact that he’ll be able to make a boat load of money with his music career in South America makes me pretty OK with his decision. Also, he’s going to be able to see […]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Meet Aria Alexander?

May 24, 2016
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Aria Alexander is 5’5″ with black hair, green eyes, fair skin, and a petite figure. What’s not to like? A contract girl for Digital Playground she reminds me a little of Stoya, if only because of her very, very pale skin. If you’re a fan of the social mediaz, I recommend you check out her […]

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Delilah Parillo Does A Great Wet T-Shirt With Visible Nipples

May 23, 2016

I regret choosing this photoshoot to share with you Peepz, because of the ridiculous amount of pictures. Fifty-five pictures in one set is way too many. No one has that kind of attention span anymore. I would have had time to catch up on all of today’s Buzzfeed articles in the time it took me […]

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Sex News: Trump’s Crude Past, Lesbian Terrorists, & Spider Sex

May 23, 2016
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This week’s sex news from around the web brings you a story about the man we all love to hate: Donald Trump. The dude makes it to easy, it’s almost as if he does it on purpose. If so, he might just be a genius. If not, he’s just a rich buffoon. You all know […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: I’m Trying to Seduce You

May 22, 2016
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I love being seduced. When I was younger, I’d always rush straight into sex because orgasms were what I craved. Now, I’ve realized that enjoying the buildup of the seduction can make the orgasm even more intense. This week, my self-love sessions have centered around that type of seduction. Are you Peepz ready to play? […]

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