Feb
7

Former First Lady of France YouPorn’s Next Ambassador?

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Valerie Trierweiler YouPorn Ambassador?Noted French journalist and former First Lady of France, Valerie Trierweiler, was recently tossed away like yesterday’s baguette by her partner of eight years, François Hollande, the President of France. It’s alleged that le Président had been having an affair, and when said affair came to light, he decided to trade Trierweiler (48) in for a younger model, French Actress Julie Gayet (41).

Hot on the heels of this news, YouPorn has reached out to console Trierweiler, offering her the once in a lifetime opportunity to become YouPorn’s Ambassador to France, which just so happens to come with a comfortable $500,000 pay day.

Below is the official offer letter sent to Former First Lady of France, Valerie Trierweiler:

Dear Valerie Trierweiler,

My name is Brad Burns, Vice President of adult entertainment website, YouPorn.com. On behalf of our company, I’d like to formally extend an offer for you to serve as our French Ambassador and Spokesperson.

Given your recent unfortunate personal circumstances, we envision a possibility whereby you may be visiting some of our website properties in the near future. Couple that with your past experiences as a journalist, we think you would be a perfect candidate to act as our French ambassador, a post where you would be responsible for generating content around European pornography habits and act as a spokesperson.

Frankly, we have always admired the more liberal European attitude towards sex and believe that you may allow us to open more eyes to the importance of what we do. Given your high-profile and journalistic experience, we are willing to offer you a one-year $500,000 (U.S.D.) contract.

If possible, I’d love to continue our discourse to discuss the terms of contract.

We appreciate your consideration, and are looking forward to hearing back from you soon.

All the best,
Brad Burns, Vice President
YouPorn.com

Of course, being a fair lady of France, a French version was also sent. It can be found after the cut:

Chère Valerie Trierweiler,

Je m’appelle Brad Burns, Vice-Président du site web pour adultes Youporn.com. Au nom de notre compagnie, j’aimerais officiellement vous offrir l’opportunité de devenir notre ambassadrice et porte-parole française.

Compte tenu de votre récente situation personnelle, nous envisageons la possibilité que vous visitiez quelques-uns de nos sites web dans un futur rapproché. De plus, avec vos expériences antécédentes en tant que journaliste, nous pensons fortement que vous seriez la candidate idéale pour agir en tant qu’ambassadrice française; un poste dans lequel vous seriez responsable de générer du contenu concernant les habitudes pornographiques européennes, en plus d’agir à titre de porte-parole.

Honnêtement, nous avons toujours admiré le coté libéral de l’attitude européenne envers le sexe et nous croyons que vous pourriez faire valoir l’importance de ce que nous faisons dans l’industrie. Étant donné votre haut profile et votre expérience journalistique, nous sommes prêts à vous offrir un contrat d’une durée d’un an valant $500,000(USD).

Si possible, j’aimerais discuter plus en détails des termes du contrat ensemble.

Nous apprécions votre considération et espérons avoir de vos nouvelles prochainement.

Cordialement,
Brad Burns, Vice-Président
YouPorn.com

Think she’ll accept the offer? We sure hope so.

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Hollande February 13, 2014 at 4:10 pm
Direwolf February 16, 2014 at 10:57 pm

Désolé les mecs, vous avez fait une énorme faute d’orthographe: “votre haut profilE”. Le mot “profil” est masculin et s’écrit sans E. Honni soit votre traducteur.
Sorry guys, you’ve made a huge spelling mistake: “votre haut profile”. In french, “profil” is a male word, without the final E. Shame on your translator.

Blop February 17, 2014 at 9:36 am

male word…. “masculin” works better

Direwolf February 22, 2014 at 11:43 am

Thanks!

anannya roy February 21, 2014 at 5:50 pm

great website i have lots fun

Matthieu February 23, 2014 at 5:15 pm

loool sure she won’t

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