Jul
23

Free Porn For Fred Willard!

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Remember Actor Fred Willard: The voice of the BnL CEO from Wall-E, News Director Ed Harken from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and Buck Laughlin from Best in Show? Well, our good buddy Fred landed himself in some hot water recently when he was arrested for attempting to rub one out in an adult theater.

The good news? It has just broke that Fred will NOT be prosecuted. The better news? To avoid any such troubles in the future, we’ve got a free, fully loaded, porn surfing super computer with his name on it. We have even offered to have a special YouPorn representative hand-deliver and setup the super system in Fred’s humble abode.

No one, least of all us, wants to see Fred slapped in cuffs again. So here’s hoping our good buddy will make the leap into the 21st century and get his free porn online like everyone else!

Oh, and Fred, if you’re reading this, Kudos sir. 72-years-old and you’ve got the libido of a 21-year-old. Keep it up (no pun intended)!

As Seen On TMZ: YouPorn To Fred Willard Here’s a Free Computer, Ya Know… For Porn

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Qualisexe July 25, 2012 at 11:33 am

Good news for Fred! Lol.
And if you have another super computer in stock, think of me!