Top 5: YouPorn Memes

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If you’re as addicted to Reddit as I am, you’re no doubt intimately familiar with Memes, and if there is anything that can be said about Memes, it’s that no one is safe! Good, Bad, Happy, Sad, Funny, or just plain Stupid, no Man, Woman, Child, Company or Inanimate Object is safe from the wrath of Meme creators. They’re a trend that has skyrocketed in popularity in recent years and YouPorn has been featured in it’s fair share of them! Below are a couple of my personal favorites:

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Think you can come up with a better YouPorn Meme? Go for it! Comment here with a direct link to whatever Meme you come up with, or send a direct link to jude@youporn.com, and if we like it enough, we could just feature your Meme here on the blog!

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What Can YouPorn Do For You?

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YouPorn? Yeah, you’ve probably heard of us, we’re kind of a big deal on the interwebs. We’ve been around since 2006, have been ranked one of the Top 5 most trafficked porn tube sites in the world pretty much every year since launching, and with tens of thousands of videos spanning more than 60 categories we’re not only one of the oldest porn tube sites, we’re one of the biggest.

All that being said, you don’t get to be as big a brand as YouPorn is without some hard work and a whole hell of a lot of support. That not only means treating your users well and giving them a great selection of high-quality free porn, it means listening to them when they give suggestions, make complaints, and provide valuable feedback.

Here’s your chance. We want to hear from You, the YouPorn User, about the things you like, dislike, and/or would like to see changed with the YouPorn.com site. Want more videos of a certain category? Let us know. Want different functionality implemented? Make a suggestion. Not happy with how something functions? Don’t hold it back. Just want to tell us how awesome we are? We can never hear that enough! Jump into the comments section and let us know what YouPorn can do for You.

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YouPorn’s Top 5: Most Viewed Videos of 2011!

That’s right bitches, another year has passed us by, another set of resolutions have been left unfulfilled, and yet a new set has been erected in their stead. Seeing as New Year’s resolutions seem notoriously difficult to stick with, I took the “set the bar low” approach in making mine this year and invite you all to do the same. ‘Cause remember, the lower the bar, the more likely you are to accomplish your goal. And I don’t think I could have pushed my bar much lower…

My New Year’s Resolution? Watch More Porn!.

Now that’s the kind of resolution I not only CAN, but actually WANT to stick too! Take up the “Watch More Porn” resolution and let’s kick this bitch into high gear with the Top 5: Most Viewed YouPorn Videos of 2011, enjoy!

5. Erica and Brittney. Sorry, girls.

Duration: 11min 40sec
Views: 9,051,522
Rating: 4.37 / 5.00 (9,643 ratings)
Date: December 3, 2011
Comments: 39
4. Great Body, Great Sex, Great Blowjob

Duration: 09min 21sec
Views: 9,354,057
Rating: 4.64 / 5.00 (152,132 ratings)
Date: October 23, 2007
Comments: 690
3. Fantasy Girl Cums To Life

Duration: 05min 41sec
Views: 10,799,104
Rating: 4.50 / 5.00 (68,108 ratings)
Date: November 20, 2008
Comments: 668
2. X-Art HOT Young Couple in Love

Duration: 12min 31sec
Views: 12,345,741
Rating: 4.73 / 5.00 (29,181 ratings)
Date: March 9, 2011
Comments: 700

1. X-Art Private Tutor

Duration: 08min 29sec
Views: 16,027,235
Rating: 4.53 / 5.00 (29,744 ratings)
Date: January 16, 2011
Comments: 497
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Merry Christmas From YouPorn!

Merry Christmas From YouPorn

Merry Christmas from myself, Jude, and the rest of the family here at YouPorn! Have a great day, spend some quality time with family and friends, enjoy a tasty turkey dinner, and kick back and relax.

Health, happiness and all the best to you and yours in the New Year.

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The Secret Santa Gift That Keeps On Giving

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UPDATE: Gift has been shared on Reddit. Please UpVote & Share!

UPDATE: The Gift Has Landed & Pictures Added Below! Check it out & Upvote at Reddit Gifts.

It took a fair bit of time and a fair bit of effort to put this sexy RedditGifts Secret Santa Gift together, but now that it’s done, I couldn’t be happier with the results!

Our lucky giftee and her husband are in for one hell of a treat. All totaled the gift is worth approximately $1,000USD and includes a little something for her, a little something for him, and a little something for them to both share and enjoy together. Why, what are the contents of this most magnificent of gifts, you ask? A whole lot of goodies:

  • Kama Sutra Lover’s Body Paint
  • Kama Sutra Sweet Heart Chocolate Box
  • Rabbit Pearl Vibrator
  • Lelo GiGi Vibrator
  • Black Label Slingshot
  • Jenna Jameson’s Make Love Like A Porn Star
  • Black Label Doggy Rider
  • We Vibe II Vibrator
  • Lelo Anal Beads
  • Tenga Rolling Head Cup Masturbator
  • Tenga 6-Pack Eggs Masturbation Sleeves
  • Wicked Pictures “Breaking Up” DVD
  • Digital Playground’s “Jailhouse Heat 3D” Blu-Ray
  • H2O Jo Personal Lubricant
  • Pjur Med Toy Cleaning Spray
  • Men’s YouPorn T-Shirt
  • Men’s YouPorn Golf Shirt
  • YouPorn Hat
  • Women’s YouPorn Hip Hugger Underwear
  • Women’s YouPorn Spaghetti Strap Shirt
  • Women’s Fitted YouPorn T-Shirt
  • 1-Year YouPorn in HD Subscription

I can’t wait to see the giftees pics. Wish I could be there to see the reaction to opening a giant box of sex toys and dirty goodness.

To buy your very own Official YouPorn Clothing, visit the PornHub Store.

To pick-up some sweet new toys for yourself, check out the PornHub Liberator Store.

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Who Gives A Flying F#*K? My Reddit Secret Santa, That’s Who!

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As some of you good, kind folk may or may not already know, this year, YouPorn got in on the action of the Annual Reddit Secret Santa Gift Exchange. The premise is the same as any of your standard intra-office or family Secret Santa Gift Exchanges but, as is everything with Reddit, this one is decisively bigger and infinitely more awesome.

Redditors from all over the world enter the exchange every year and some of the gifts that get shipped back and forth are nothing short of amazing. Last I saw there were more than 33,000 people registered for this year’s gift exchange, making it one of their biggest yet! Although most of the gifts are awesome, the part of the process I enjoyed most was having to learn as much as humanly possible about my match’s likes and dislikes using only their Reddit username, real name, address, and my masterful powers of internet-ery (shut up, it’s a thing). Through my sleuthing I was able to learn that our match has a naughty streak, and being the kings of porn, we couldn’t let an opportunity like that just slide by. So, without saying too much, I hope our match and her husband enjoy sharing their new alone time gifts, all $700+ of them. (Pics & Deets to come in a future post).

Oh, and you see that sweet little gem of an R/C Flying Fuck in the pic above? Yeah, that’s the wicked gift I received from my Reddit Gifter. It’s given me hours of co-worker harassing fun, thanks mystery gifter!

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New Merch Now Available in the Official YouPorn Store

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That’s right folks, we’ve got new goodies in the Official YouPorn Store! Now with more than 70 different YouPorn branded and non-branded items to choose from, including T-Shirts, Hoodies, Underwear, Hats, Bags, Umbrellas, Aprons, Bathrobes and much more, there’s a little something for every pervy pal on your Christmas list.

The Dirty Deets…

  • 70 Unique Items to Choose From
  • Mens & Women’s Clothing, Bags, & Accessories
  • Branded & Non-Branded (Novelty) Merch
  • Most items available in Men’s & Women’s Sizes from Small to XXL
  • Prices range from $13.99 up to $33.99
  • More than 10 Colors to choose from for Most Items
  • New Designs Added on a Regular Basis
  • Fast & Affordable Shipping

Show your Porn Tube Pride & look super sexy doing it in your very own YouPorn T-Shirt or Hoodie, or change things up a bit with one of YouPorn’s Novelty Tees, including iMasturbate, I <3 Classy Sluts, I Beat *Off To* My Addiction and more. Either way, you’ll be one sexy bitch strutting your stuff down the street in Official YouPorn Swag.

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Stop US Gov’t From Censoring Your Internet; Stop S.O.P.A!

Stop Internet Censorship, Stop SOPA

UPDATE: SOPA & PIPA have both officially been put on hold! They have not been killed, but they are on an indefinite hold until a consensus can be reached. It looks like we may be safe for the moment, but you can bet they’ll keep trying to push SOPA & PIPA or similar new legislation through. Don’t let your guard down, keep your eyes open and fight any legislation like SOPA & PIPA!

Update: Thanks to the support of YouPorn’s Twitter followers we were able to make “SAVE PORN” the #1 Trending Topic on Twitter during yesterday’s peak SOPA Blackout time! The tweet was shared more than 6,000 times across the world, continues to be shared every few mins, and has hopefully helped to bring awareness about SOPA to those that did not know about it before. Thank you all for your massive outpouring of support not only for YouPorn, but for all those fighting against SOPA and PIPA. Stick together, keep fighting, and we can keep these bills from becoming law. SAVE PORN, STOP SOPA!

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Update: Blackout Day is officially underway as Thousands of sites across the world have come together in a coordinated effort to put an end to SOPA & PIPA once and for all. Visit SOPAStrike.com for a list of Blackout Day Supporters and more information on the SOPA and PIPA.

Watch the LiveStream of the New York Tech Meetup outside the offices of NY Senators Schumer & Gillibrand online here.

Update: Reddit has put out a fantastic guide to SOPA & PIPA outlining the differences and similarities between the two and what both bills will actually effect. Highly recommend reading this, great source of SOPA/PIPA info. Read it here.

Update: SOPA has officially been stalled in Congress! This doesn’t mean we’ve won, not by a long shot, but it does mean that we don’t have to worry about the passage of SOPA anytime soon. The problem now is the bill’s counterpart, PIPA (aka the Protect IP Act), is now being rammed through the Senate. Keep fighting, Keep speaking out, but now it’s time we changed targets to PIPA!

Reddit will still blackout on January 18th in protest of SOPA & PIPA. Wikipedia has joined the cause and have committed to blacking out for 24 hours on January 18th.

Update: 61 Senators are refusing to meet and speak with their constituents BEFORE the January 24th Vote on SOPA. Don’t let your Senators ignore your concerns to push SOPA through. Reach out to your Senator and demand that they oppose SOPA. See the Full List Here.

SOPA author and all-around ignoramus US Congressman Lamar Smith caught Infringing Copyrights on his OWN WEBSITE. Read more.

Update: How can you expect the passage of fair and just laws when the people passing them are bought and paid for? Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff wrote a column for the Salt Lake City Tribune spewing Pro-SOPA propaganda that, if not provided entirely by the MPAA itself, was taken directly from a number of the MPAAs own public statements. Full story here.

Reddit has committed to blacking out their entire site in protest of SOPA from 8am-8pm on January 18th! Read the story.

Update: The Senate is scheduled to vote on the proposed internet censorship bill (SOPA) this Tuesday, January 24. Fourty-One Senators must still be convinced to vote AGAINST SOPA if we have any hopes of preventing this bill from being passed into law. NDAA was already throttled through the system and passed into law, don’t let the government censor your internet next. Contact your Senators TODAY and demand they vote NO on SOPA this Tuesday, January 24!

Update: A leaked letter from the US Ambassador to Spain sent to Spain’s outgoing President reveals the US Government has threatened Spain with Trade Blacklisting should the country refuse to enact DNS site blocking laws like SOPA. Read the story here.

Reddit Co-Founder Alexis Ohanian speaks out against the perils of SOPA in an interview with Bloomberg. Check out the video here.

Update: Google, Amazon, Facebook, eBay, Twitter, PayPal, Wikipedia, AOL and Others are rumored to be discussing a combined “Blackout Day” in protest of SOPA. This is the kinda of support the Anti-SOPA movement needs. One can only hope that the massive disruptions caused by the blackout of these sites garners tons of media attention, rallies more people and organizations to the Anti-SOPA cause, and ultimately forces the US Government into reconsidering their stance on SOPA entirely.

Update: Hollywood Union members are circulating a widespread Petition requesting the MPAA and Hollywood Unions renounce their support for SOPA/PIPA. The petition can be found online here.

Update: Haven’t been able to confirm for sure, but rumor has it tomorrow’s schedule to continue MarkUp of SOPA has been cancelled and will take place in the New Year. Also, Two FireFox Plugins circumventing any DNS based website blocking have already been released. They can try to censor the internet, but there will always be ways around it.

Update: House Judiciary Committee set to continue MarkUp of SOPA on Wednesday, Dec. 21. Petition for Presidential Veto of SOPA if passed receives 25,000 signatures in 2 days. Spread the word about SOPA, the more people that know about it the better chance we have of preventing it’s passage!

Update: SOPA Vote Adjourned Until 2012 – Keep Fighting, We haven’t won yet!

Update: Watch the House Judiciary Committee’s markup of S.O.P.A. live HERE.

A new Bill (Stop Online Piracy Act [SOPA – HR3261]) is making its way through the varying stages of the US Government and could have long standing, globe spanning, detrimental effects on the Internet as we know it. Simply put, the Bill, if passed into law, will put the power of Internet Censorship into the hands of the US Government, the Department of Justice (DOJ), and some of the biggest Entertainment Industry Corporations in North America (ex. RIAA and MPAA).

The US Government plans to achieve it’s goal of Internet Censorship by instituting a DNS blocking system similar too those already in use by such noted pro-censorship governments as Syria, Iran, and China, though it is rumored that the US System could be much worse for the end-user than any of those already in use.

If passed, SOPA will destroy the Internet as we know it, giving various branches of the US Government and countless Entertainment Industry Corporations absolute authority over the contents of the Internet as seen in North America. Not only will the bill hamper if not utterly destroy countless technological innovations, it could spell the end of online competition, and mean the beginning of massive online monopolies run by the biggest corporations in the entertainment industry. Not to mention the fact that any pre-existing site (like YouPorn) could be blocked from all of North America by said Government or Corporations at the drop of a hat, with or without merit.

What it really comes down to is: Are you willing to put absolute control of the Internet into the hands of the US Government and a select few entertainment industry corporations? I know I’m not, YouPorn sure as hell isn’t, the entire PornHub Network isn’t, and the hundreds of thousands of companies and people that have joined the cause? You can bet your ass they don’t.

Corporations are NOT People; Pizza is NOT a Vegetable; the Internet should NOT be Censored. STOP SOPA!

Watch the SOPA Video for more info and check out the informational SOPA Infographic, but most importantly, use the embedded form below to call your local Senator and SAY NO TO SOPA!

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YouPorn’s Top 5: Most Viewed Amateur Sex Videos

Amateur Porn is King, and if you don’t believe me, just take a look at how many free porn tube sites are in existence today, the vast majority of which rely almost solely on user submitted amateur porn videos to keep their content fresh. Well, needless to say, we don’t have that problem here at YouPorn. As we were one of the first free porn tube sites to come onto the scene and have been the biggest, or one of the biggest, since 2006, we’ve amassed a huge selection of user submitted free amateur porn videos. So, without further adieu, here are…

YouPorn’s Most Viewed Amateur Sex Videos

5. German Girlfirend Lasgo

Duration: 02min 36sec
Views: 21,069,504
Rating: 4.50 / 5.00
Date: May 31, 2008
Comments: 369
4. Fucking My Wife

Duration: 21min 49sec
Views: 22,904,535
Rating: 4.44 / 5.00
Date: August 29, 2008
Comments: 528
3. Secretary In Office Gets…

Duration: 02min 29sec
Views: 30,308,372
Rating: 4.42 / 5.00
Date: June 22, 2007
Comments: 409

Top 2 of YouPorn’s Top 5: Most Viewed Amateur Sex Videos of All-Time after the jump!

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Happy Remembrance/Veteran’s Day!

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Today is Remembrance/Veteran’s Day. Please turn off the porn (yes, I said it! *gasp*), refrain from fapping for a few minutes, and take a moment to honor all the past, present, active and inactive servicemen and women who have fought and died to preserve your country’s values and freedoms.

While taking a moment of silence, I invite you to read what is probably the most prolific war poem ever written, In Flanders Fields by Canadian Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae.

In Flanders Fields
by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

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