On Tuesday, celebrity gossip super site TMZ broke news of reported young Schwarzenegger sex pics being found in a storage locker (along side unpublished nudie pics of Madonna and Lauren Hutton) once owned by Penthouse founder Bob Guccione. It’s not every day an opportunity like this comes along, so we at YouPorn were fast to act, contacting Jeremy Frommer (the storage locker’s new owner) with an offer of $150,000 sight-unseen for the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex pics (and of course the Madonna and Lauren Hutton pics as well). Though we haven’t heard back from Mr. Frommer yet, we eagerly await his response and look forward to the possibility of sharing with the world some never before seen young Arnold Schwarzenegger sex pics!
While you’re waiting for the pics, check out the formal offer letter sent to Jeremy Frommer by YouPorn.
Today, YouPorn has released the newest in what is a long line of changes that have been made to help improve upon the site’s overall user experience, the all-new Uploader. Vastly improving upon the old uploader, the new uploader provides user’s with numerous new options and settings, allowing uploaded videos to be customized more to the user’s liking, not only simplifying and improving the upload experience for the average user, but also improving the searchability and video viewing experience for every subsequent user.
User’s have two options for uploading videos: click the “Select file(s)…” button and manually seek out the correct file, or simply drag-and-drop the file from their system directly on to the upload page. The new uploader even supports multiple video uploads, making it easier for active users and the budding amateur pornstars of the world alike to upload all their content in a single session.
Once the user has selected the file(s) they’d like to upload they are prompted with a clear, concise, and easy to use details page where – while their video is being processed and thumbnails are being generated – they can choose a Type and Category for their video, as well as enter the Title, Description, Tags, and indicate any Pornstars appearing in the video. The user can also choose whether or not to allow comments on their videos and whether the video should be viewable publicly or only available privately. Once processed, the user will also be able to select the main thumbnail to display for their video.
From there, the user can choose to upload additional videos, view their uploaded videos, or browser to any of their favorite YouPorn pages to take in some fantastic free porn.
Way back in June 2010 the crazy guys of Pervi Perverson, a Rock/Punk/Whatever band from Germany, recorded an awesome music video for their tongue-in-cheek rock song, “Everybody Loves YouPorn“. To-date the video has received more than 600,000 views on YouTube, garnered airplay from many of Germany’s top radio and TV stations, and is now officially available on YouPorn! Watch it, and enjoy the madness… and if you’d like a behind-the-scenes look at what the guys did to put the video together, watch the “Making of Everybody Loves YouPorn by Pervi Perverson.”
If you like what the guys are laying down, check out the rest of their hilarious videos over at the Pervi Perverson YouTube Channel, and follow them on twitter… oh, and rumor has it the guys are working on some dirty new videos right now, so keep an eye out for more to come from Pervi Perverson!
If 2012 has shown us anything, it’s that the world’s insatiable lust for free porn is alive and well! Market crashes, currency debacles, bailouts, and economic turmoil be damned, free porn has yet again reigned supreme. And in no other country does that fact ring more true than the good old U.S.A. where, in 2012, free porn patriots frequented YouPorn.com more than a staggering 1 Billion times – that’s an average of more than 3.32 visits for every 1 person in the United States. Those 1+ Billion visitors racked up an average of 8.34 page views and 10min 22s on site every visit. Based on sheer volume of traffic, YouPorn’s top three most popular U.S. city metros in 2012 were New York (73,597,084 visits), Los Angeles (53,162,382 visits), and San Francisco (32,577,685 visits), though more impressive then the sheer magnitude of visits from those city metros was the average number of video views per person from some of the country’s smaller cities. The fine people of Raleigh and Hartford watched 7.60 and 7.25 YouPorn videos respectively, while the average San Franciscan watched a respectable 7.51 YouPorn videos.
What exactly were these millions of porn aficionados searching for, you ask? Well, in 2012, celebrity sex tapes peaked many a prodigious pornographers interest, chief amongst them the big-bootied, kanye-loving, preggo-reality-tv-diva Kim Kardashian, who was sought out an impressive 1,861,332 times! Incidentally, Kim’s leaked sex tape with rapper Ray J has been viewed some 3.6+ Million times to-date. Although, not to be out done by Kim, a slew of other celebrities like Sara Tommasi (1,578,927 searches), Paris Hilton (987,620 searches), Pamela Anderson (457,792), and Megan Fox (375,074 searches) were also sought out. Even Hulkamania himself, Mr. Hulk Hogan, drew 124,189 searches after the highly publicized leak of his sex tape. In other parts of the world, chiefly Spain, Olvido Hormigos Carpio – a Spanish politician who’s sexy masturbation video was leaked online – was the name on many peoples lips, keyboards, and YouPorn screens.
Elsewhere in the world, free porn continued to prove a winner, particularly in YouPorn’s top 5 non-US countries: Germany (575,514,420 visits), France (400,127,101 visits), Italy (391,475,719 visits), U.K. (248,211,766 visits), and Canada (171,110,029 visits). Although the United States was once again YouPorn’s largest source of traffic, only one U.S. city (#8 – New York) made the top 10 list, whereas Italy ruled supreme with two cities in the top 10, #1 – Milan and #2 – Rome. Rounding out the top 10 cities worldwide were #3 – Paris, #4 – London, #5 – Berlin, #6 – Athens, #7 – Munich, #9 – Mexico City, and #10 – Vienna.
Overall 2012 marked another resoundingly successful year for YouPorn and we hope to make 2013 even better!
Going Greek: In Athens, Greece – YouPorn’s 6st most popular city in the world – “Anal” was the 4th most popular category in 2012.
Is That a Banana?: In Brazil, the 2nd most popular YouPorn category was “Shemale”.
Bro, Do You Even Fap?: Jersey-ites spent an average of 24mins on YouPorn every time they visited the site, more than double the 10min 22s global average.
Sex & Chocolate: YouPorn users in Switzerland loved their free porn almost as much as their chocolate, averaging more than 8.35 pages viewed every visit.
Jebediah, What Are You Doing!?: Residents of Salt Lake City, Utah watched an average of 4.89 YouPorn videos in 2012.
* A full listing of all 2012 statistics can be found after the cut.
The French Comedy Duo Le Clubird put together this hilarious, Anonymous inspired, YouPorn parody video. If you haven’t seen it already, give it a watch, it’s well worth the time.
If your comedy troop, band, or performance art group has made a video about YouPorn, let us know… it could just end up on the blog.
YouPorn’s very first Sexual Acronym Jeopardy T-Shirt contest drew a lot of interest and garnered a ton of responses on twitter, but as it is with every contest, only a select few can win. The lucky winners of a Free YouPorn T-Shirt from our first every round of Sexual Acronym Jeopardy are:
— YouPorn (Jude) (@YouPorn) January 8, 2013
If you weren’t one of the lucky five to win this contest, fear not, there are more on the way! Just follow @YouPorn on Twitter and keep your eyes peeled.
Starting at 3:00pm EST, follow @YouPorn on Twitter and play #SexualAcronymJeopardy for a chance to win a Free YouPorn T-Shirt!
It’s easy. We’ll tweet a sexual acronym, respond to @YouPorn with the answer, and one of the correct responses will be selected at random as the winner of a Free YouPorn T-Shirt! There will be multiple chances to win, so if you don’t win the first round, don’t worry, keep your eyes on @YouPorn for the next round.
Tell your friends, tell your family, tell your neighbours… hell, tell that annoying guy that always talks on his phone while ordering a coffee. Spread the word!
The (Not So) Fine Print:
You must be following @YouPorn on twitter to participate. Winners will be selected at random and contacted via direct message on twitter. Winners will be required to provide their t-shirt size, full name, and mailing address. This contest is open to EVERYONE (worldwide).
The 30th annual AVN Awards will be held Saturday, January 19th at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas and this year YouPorn is up for an award! That’s right, we’re competing in the “Best Free Adult Website” category. This is the first year the category has been offered and it’s a category that will be decided by you – the fans – votes. Competition in the category is pretty intense, so help us take down the very first AVN Award for “Best Free Adult Website” and vote for YouPorn today!
Ho Ho Ho “What Can YouPorn Do For You?” After many requests from our faithful viewers, we have come out with another fun new feature: The Random Video “Roll The Dice” Button!
You can find it on the top right of our Site, Following the “channels” tab You will see the Random Video “Roll The Dice” Button. Click on it and fate will choose the porn video you should be watching!
That’s what I got! Gianna Michaels – Show Stopper – Not so bad! Check it out!
Anddddd do not forget to Follow @YouPorn on Twitter if you don’t already :) Fun Fun Fun!
~ YouPorn Mya